To all my minion middle schoolers that use this site: I’m actually about to beg you to fail Eighth grade. There are many reasons for his. Such as:
1) FAILING 8TH GRADE MEANS POSTPONING HIGH SCHOOL ONE MORE YEAR.
Okay, that’s my only real reason. But it’s enough reason. I hate to break it to you– but High School sucks even more than middle school. You don’t get “more freedom” no matter what Disney channel says. You’re surrounded by acne-fied teenagers (until you realize that you’re one too). You get teachers that like to lecture you about how you’re “not in middle school anymore”. And then there’s also all the sophmores & juniors who spend their free time complaining about freshmen. I think the only real perk of being in 9th grade is telling little kids I’m a high schooler and watching them bow down in sheer respect at my ultimate wisdom. Except that doesn’t really work for me because none of the kids ever believe me– they claim I’m too short. But never fear. One day, me and my blog minions will rule the world. BWHAHAHAHA.
Don’t stay in school,