Sorry about posting on a day other than Friday? Lame, i kno. I just had to share these quotes! Also, announcement, On Wed. Oct. 24, we gots a meeting at 5 PST. In the movie studio thing in dizzywood.
K, QUOTE-Y TIME!!
A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat.
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
W. C. Fields
I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
P. J. O’Rourke
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
THE END :DDDDDDDD