Whaddya mean you’re not a pineapple? How unfair. I love pineapples. Meanie.
Well, I think all non-pineapples are unworthy of pineapples. Except for me. I’m special…
Hey! I didn’t mean in THAT way!
Shut up. Anyways, if you want to be worthy, click here to visit lexypuppy’s amazing signature page that probably has nothing to do with pineapples. Just visit the page, read it, and fill out a form. In those 3 easy steps, you can get your own custom-made free signature. FREE! Hurry and get one now before she’s all out.
LOL I sound like a commercial person XD