Um okay. So this is a song I made up during gym because (a) I was extremely bored and (b) because it was super-duper cold out and I had a numb thumb. Its very random but hey, it rhymes! I hope you enjoy:
It’s a bum you can’t cum.
‘Cuz I’ve got a num thum that’s really dum
It likes to hum and find math sums.
I found it on planet glum
That’s where its from!
It eats pretty much any crumb.
So go fetch me some scum!!
I need a drum.
Cuz’ I’ve got a NUM THUM
Talk about about a num thum, dum thum, hummin’ thum that finds math sums!
That’s a load of chum (really dum!)